Peet came to us not so long ago. Discovered wandering around the local farmer’s market, happily pocketing items into his pouch. Once apprehended, Peet’s pocket was found to contain the following items: 2 small bananas, 1 green pepper, 2 red tomatoes, 1 small terrier (owner unknown), 1 knitted scarf, 3 hazelnuts, and 2 medium sized eggplants.

When asked his plans for the unusual assortment of items, he simply shrugged, smiled and said, “lasagna”. Now, far be it from us to question a budding chef, but really, a terrier? Anyways, Peet is hard at work in the kitchen as we speak, humming and stinking up the whole place. He is throwing a party for all of the neighborhood cats. He claims to have a new recipe in mind. Oh dear. Well, if you have a small animal at home, perhaps Peet is not the guy for you, but please keep him in mind if you have an adventurous side-especially in the kitchen!

From the depths of space deep within the bowels of star system z165-xx34b comes the mysterious and bewildering Lord Zerrung. His tale is one of woe and misery. A tale so frightful it will turn your skin as white as a marshmallow and your ears the shade of ox hooves…

…Just don’t ask us, cause honestly, we can’t understand a word he says.

BUT APPARENTLY, it’s AMAZING! and SCARY! and it will make the HORSES SWEAT and, and the CO…WS W…ill… bark, and, and…